a worthy commercial

So I know that you have all seen this commercial:

nausea.

heartburn.

indigestion.

upset stomach.

diarrhea.

yay Pepto Bismol!

It's annoying yes, but also clever, funny and catchy. But has anyone thought to use the same jingle to sell an even better product? Something that costs nothing? It may seem like we don't have to actually sell something that's free.. but you would be surprised.

so here's MY version: [you should say this OUTLOUD to the same tune]

trauma.

heartbreak.

indecision.

upset lifestyle.

and reunions.

yay God Almighty!

Proof that all my best thinking is done in my bathroom... LOL.